Tale of the Tape: The Male Embarrassment Quiz
If you think that guys don't care about their appearance, you probably won't do too well on this quiz. Men are, in fact, embarrassed about numerous physical traits. Let's check your knowledge of the sometimes humorous issue.
Question 1 of 10
Embarrassment, it can be said:
... Logic doesn't often play into being embarrassed. People can be embarrassed about things they have no control over and things that don't matter.
Question 2 of 10
A man's average height is:
... The average height of a man is 5' 9" (1.75 meters), but it tends to vary from place to place around the world.
Question 3 of 10
What artist's work was recently depicted in back hair?
... Van Gogh's "Starry Night" could be seen in one man's copious back hair -- the ultimate compliment for any artist.
Question 4 of 10
A penis can never be too big for a romantic partner.
... Not only can it be too big, it can be painful.
Question 5 of 10
Which bodily attribute is actually the sign of a man who works hard for his money, often in tough conditions?
... Your height and penis size will not change if you work outside 40 hours (or more) each week. Your skin color will.
Question 6 of 10
You've gotta salute guys for increasingly doing this:
... Men are increasingly shaving their heads when baldness approaches.
Question 7 of 10
A movie, a song and a beer have been named after:
... It's true. The farmer's tan has become part of pop culture.
Question 8 of 10
Eddie George was an NFL running back known for being short but successful.
... At 6 feet 3 inches (1.9 meters), George was actually a taller-than-average running back, but running back Darren Sproles would fall into the short category at his 5 feet 6 inches (1.7 meters).
Question 9 of 10
A penis of below-average length is less than:
... A man with a short penis, considered less than 4.5 inches (11.4 centimeters), can still have great sex with his partner.
Question 10 of 10
Some people wrongly associate back hair with uncleanness.
... Some people think back hair is gross, but it's no more or less clean than any other hair. (When in doubt, shower more often.)
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