5 Easy Exercises to Do at Work

We're going to start with the easiest exercise on the planet: the gluteal squeeze. Here's what you do:

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Your glutei (there are three of them in each buttock, with the gluteus maximus winning the award for "biggest") serve more of a purpose than filling out the back of your jeans -- they're responsible for helping you sit down and stand up, among other crucial movements. Strengthening them does a body good. Plus, it's fun. You can alternate from cheek to cheek on your conference call, and no one will ever know.

But this squeezing technique doesn't need to start and end at your backside. What do we do when we get stressed (besides swear, get cranky at the wrong people, and eat anything whose label screams sugar)? We tense up, often without knowing it. Because it's an unconscious reaction, you have to consciously remind yourself to relax.

One strategy is to go from toe to head, contracting each and every muscle along the way. Scrunch up your toes as tight as you can for a few seconds, and then let go. Move up to your calves, and then your thighs -- all the way up your body, including your face.

If someone is a pain in the neck, he or she is quite a pain indeed, because neck pain is hard to get rid of. Sometimes, you manage to screw up your muscles just by sleeping funny, but spending your days glued to a screen can also do the trick.

To avoid it, turn your head all the way to the left, so your chin is parallel with your left shoulder. Then, slowly drop your head, letting the weight of it guide you. What you're trying to do is make a half-circle motion, starting at the left, moving downward, and finishing at the right. Feel the pull on your muscles, and continue moving slowly to the right until your chin is parallel to your right shoulder. Head back the other way (no pun intended) and continue moving from shoulder to shoulder until the tension in your neck is released.

But why stop there? Another quick one to try is the shoulder shrug. Lift your shoulders high, up to your ears, and hold for a few seconds, then release. You can also move your shoulders in a circular motion -- first clockwise, then counterclockwise. You should be able to feel them loosen up.

An assembly line worker and an ice cream scooper can both attest to the importance of a good wrist stretch. Many jobs require repetitive motions of the hands and wrists, and anyone who's ever suffered the punishment of writing "I will respect my teacher" 100 times knows the pain of writer's cramp.

Here's what you can do:

Staying on the boss's good side might require some unpleasant duties on your part -- keeping your mouth shut, faking a smile and saying, "Thank you," when you'd rather use a more colorful phrase.

You know who doesn't take any guff from anyone? A boxer.

Take a little inspiration from the ring. Plant your feet about shoulder-width apart and start punching the air, shuffling back and forth while you do it. You can pretend you're raising your fists at the couple who didn't tip or that guy who clips his toenails at his desk -- whatever keeps you moving and gets your heart rate up. Then, pretend you're pummeling a punching bag, moving your fists in a vertical, circular motion.

This one is a little less discreet -- you might have to close the door to your office or head outside -- but it's effective, both for relieving stress and getting in a little cardio.

We're going to go ahead and assume that wherever you work has walls ... or at least some sort of solid, vertical surface that's lean-worthy. Go find one and lean back.

Then, stick your legs out so that your back and head are against the wall but your legs aren't (a foot, 2 feet -- whatever feels comfortable). Bend your legs and slide down the wall until it looks like you're sitting. Hold for a few seconds and then slide back up.

The most important thing to remember about squats: Pay attention to your knees. Knees are fantastically hard-working but tricky joints. Be as careful with them as you would be with a new iPhone. Knees are way more expensive.

They shouldn't be going over your ankles at any point, and if they hurt, stop. Make sure you aren't twisting them at all, and feel free to adjust the angle of your knees to the wall. According to a study from California State University, a knee angle below 50 degrees puts less stress on the joint, so if you're prone to hobbling, keep that in mind.